BFF SOCIETY MEETING WRAPUP: FIVE GUYS!

We came. We ordered. We scarfed down lots of burgers and fries courtesy of Five Guys. The BFF Society would like to welcome Chris, Hannah, Edyta, Zoe, Jolene and Jimmy to the Burgers and French Fries Society of Philadelphia. Your membership cards are being developed as we speak.

Now on to the good stuff—the burgers and fries—and the skinny on the deliciousness of Five Guys. We used a very unscientific rating system to measure the success of the Five Guys burgers and fries. Members were asked to rank the experience based on ambience, execution of deliciousness, quality of the burger and fries, and overall awesomeness. The clip below is a behind the scenes look as to how the group determined their official ratings:

And now for the official rankings for Five Guys (on a scale from 1 to 11):

Ambience: 5.35

Execution of Deliciousness: 7.64

Burger Overall: 8.58

French Fries Overall: 7.41

Total Awesomness: 8.87

So how is it possible that the overall awesomeness is higher than any other score by itself? The answer is simple—the collective power of the BFF Society made the experience so insanely awesome that the math just refuses to make logical sense. That is what happens when you are a part of the BFF Society. Every burger and every french fry tastes better in the group.

BREAKING NEWS: One of the top brass at Five Guys HQ leaked a super secret photo of a beach meeting of the original Five Guys. Check it out below!

Actually that is a picture of five fratastic dudes all asking the cameraman if he wants a “knuckleball sandwich.” Except for the guy on the far right. He’s just chillin’ as per usual, wondering if there is a Jamba Juice nearby, because you can tell he’s dying for a smoothie.